Modern day conversation in your corner shop:

Customer: Worcester sauce please mate…
Shop Keeper: Sorry can’t, it’s off the shelves, cancer scare.
C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
SK: Ah that’s the same mate, cancer scare
C: Hamburger Relish?
SK: Cancer scare
C: Sausage and Mash?
SK: Cancer scare
C: Cottage Pie?
SK: Aye, ... no wait, cancer scare.
C: So they’re all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
SK: Yup.
C: Jesus, that’s mad, just give me a packet of fags then.
SK: No bother. £4.75 please.
C: Thanks