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		<title>Happy 1234567890!</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2009/02/13/happy-1234567890/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 11:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So 1234554321 has passed and so too has 1234567890, I raised a glass to both &#38; hope you geeks did too. Kudos to Chris Rowe for http://coolepochcountdown.com/ the music and fireworks did make me chuckle! Aside from Mattress shopping and ipv6 migration for the rent-a-rack I&#8217;m sure St Valentine will suck-up plenty of my time [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So 1234554321 has passed and so too has 1234567890, I raised a glass to both &amp; hope you geeks did too.</p>
<p>Kudos to Chris Rowe for <a href="http://coolepochcountdown.com/">http://coolepochcountdown.com/</a> the music and fireworks did make me chuckle!</p>
<p>Aside from Mattress shopping and ipv6 migration for the rent-a-rack I&#8217;m sure St Valentine will suck-up plenty of my time today.</p>
<p>Have a great day.</p>
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		<title>Wogan to quit over eurovision voting?</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2008/05/25/wogan-to-quit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 12:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is Wogan going to quit after the political voting appeared to break his ethical bone? Whilst talking about Kevin Bishop his producer quitting, Sir Terry said: &#8220;He and I have to decide whether we want to do this again. Indeed, western european participants have to decide whether they want to take part from here on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Wogan going to quit after the political voting appeared to break his ethical bone?</p>
<p>Whilst talking about Kevin Bishop his producer quitting, Sir Terry said:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;He and I have to decide whether we want to do this again. Indeed, western european participants have to decide whether they want to take part from here on in.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>The situation has obviously struck a bad ethical note with him&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I have to decide whether I want to do this again”</p></blockquote>
<p>Eurovision hasn&#8217;t been quite the spectacle it once was for many years and to be honest Wogan has been making the best of a bad situation for many years now.<br />
It won&#8217;t be the same without him!</p>
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12 points&#8230; do me a favor&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrhImqcANKo">With our party&#8217;s scoring Finland won</a> <img src='http://blog.iloaf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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		<title>cottages4you suck (aka VRG suck) Basic service issues be warned!</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2008/01/02/cottages4you-aka-vrg-suck/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.iloaf.com/2008/01/02/cottages4you-aka-vrg-suck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Knee Jerk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Right cottages4you Listen up! &#8230;. I hope you all had a better festive season than me. -4 degrees on Christmas morning with a broken boiler in the heart of northern France wasn&#8217;t much fun. We perceivered for a couple of nights with the loan of some crappy electric heaters and a temperamental example of French [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right cottages4you Listen up! &#8230;. I hope you all had a better festive season than me. -4 degrees on Christmas morning with a broken boiler in the heart of northern France wasn&#8217;t much fun. We perceivered for a couple of nights with the loan of some crappy electric heaters and a temperamental example of French home wiring. We had to give up when the elder family decided it was way too cold and enough was enough.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to cause a lot of pain for somebody at cottages4you today &#8211; their emergency numbers were off-line for the duration of our troubles.</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong> c4u customer care are now in the office and have been very responsive. If only they could have been like this out of normal hours.</p>
<p><strong>Update #2:</strong> Situation resolved. c4u do not deny our situation and their errors and have resolved matters accordingly.<br />
The out of hours services need to improve. It still sucks that cottages4you&#8217;s emergency numbers were offline (not even voicemail based callback) on bank holidays. They really need to step it up a gear and make sure that phone is covered 24h 365.25days a year for big issues. Being an agent for a contracted landlord is no excuse and does not prevent them being liable for issues since thats who the customer has a contract with at the end of the day.</p>
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		<title>Stop Motion Haircut</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/09/30/stop-motion-haircut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the most creative videos I&#8217;ve seen in ages. Enjoy! You can see more of Tony &#038; Pauls work at freeposterfilms.com. Got to stop lurking around online entertainment and get on with my laundry &#038; packing, I&#8217;ve got two very full weeks on the road ahead at APWG and MAAWG.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the most creative videos I&#8217;ve seen in ages. Enjoy!</p>
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<p>You can see more of Tony &#038; Pauls work at <a href="http://freeposterfilms.com/">freeposterfilms.com</a>.</p>
<p>Got to stop lurking around online entertainment and get on with my laundry &#038; packing, I&#8217;ve got two very full weeks on the road ahead at <a href="http://www.antiphishing.org/">APWG</a> and <a href="http://www.maawg.org/">MAAWG</a>.</p>
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		<title>Congratulations Daddy Mason!</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/08/30/congratulations-daddy-mason/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and mummy Mason too. Congratulations on your last good nights sleep in a couple of years! As you can see from the close-up she inhereted her good looks from mum News leaked from J&#8217;s flickr Very best withes to all three of you! You&#8217;re all looking very well so now on with the serious business [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>&#8230;and mummy Mason too. </em></p>
<p>Congratulations on your last good nights sleep in a couple of years!</p>
<p><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1286/1271134176_1ea185da61.jpg?v=0" alt="Family" /></p>
<p>As you can see from the close-up she inhereted her good looks from mum <img src='http://blog.iloaf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1252/1271174098_7995ff865d.jpg?v=0" alt="Baby" /></p>
<p>News leaked from <a href="http://taint.org/">J&#8217;s</a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jm/">flickr</a> <img src='http://blog.iloaf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Very best withes to all three of you!  You&#8217;re all looking very well so now on with the serious business of wetting the baby&#8217;s head!</p>
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		<title>Terrorists &amp; Subversion</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/07/03/terrorists-subversion/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/07/03/terrorists-subversion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Developer Humor: &#8220;Subversion is not terrorist speak&#8221; In other news OpenDNS are starting very early for sysadmin appreciation day. They are currently seeking your &#8220;protocol errors&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Developer Humor:<br />
<blockquote>&#8220;Subversion is not terrorist speak&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p> <img src='http://blog.iloaf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a title="Use OpenDNS to make your Internet faster, safer, and smarter." href="http://www.opendns.com/share/"><img src="http://images.opendns.com/buttons/use_opendns_155x52.gif" width="155" height="52" style="border:0; float: left;" alt="Use OpenDNS" /></a>In other news OpenDNS are starting very early for <a href="http://blog.opendns.com/2007/06/27/sysadmin-appreciation-day/">sysadmin appreciation day</a>. They are currently seeking your <a href="http://blog.opendns.com/2007/07/02/sysadmin-challenge-no-1/">&#8220;protocol errors&#8221;</a> <img src='http://blog.iloaf.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>mini-itx&#8217;s baby sister pico-itx</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/06/29/mini-itxs-baby-sister-pico-itx/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/06/29/mini-itxs-baby-sister-pico-itx/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:14:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hardware]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pico-ITX is really tiny [Review] At just over half the depth of an mini-itx it&#8217;d hide perfectly almost anywhere if they could only sort the need for the huge 240v->12v brick and power adapter.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pico-ITX is really tiny [<a href="http://www.mini-itx.com/reviews/pico-itx/">Review</a>]<br />
At just over half the depth of an mini-itx it&#8217;d hide perfectly almost anywhere if they could only sort the need for the huge 240v->12v brick and power adapter.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Obvious&#8221; the patents worst nightmare</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/05/15/obvious-the-patents-worst-nightmare/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/05/15/obvious-the-patents-worst-nightmare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 13:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I see Amazon have fallen foul of trying to patent the obvious. I mentioned over a year ago that the word obvious was hampering eBay&#8217;s patent efforts and I stand by my claim that simple obviousness going to grow into a much bigger issue for the USPTO. News coverage c/o ./]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I see Amazon have fallen foul of trying to <a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/495373942_f7fb3d3f1c_o.gif">patent the obvious</a>. I mentioned over a year ago that the word <a href="/2006/03/31/ebay-win-obviously/">obvious</a> was hampering eBay&#8217;s patent efforts and I stand by my claim that simple obviousness going to grow into a much bigger issue for the USPTO.<br />
News coverage c/o <a href="http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/07/05/15/002238.shtml">./</a></p>
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		<title>PricelessPedia</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/04/27/pricelesspedia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 21:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The wikipedia entry for &#8220;List of collective nouns for reptiles and amphibians&#8221; contains this priceless entry: Lawyers &#8211; A vulture of lawyers Naughty&#8230;Tee Hee (I&#8217;m writing another quiz)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The wikipedia entry for &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_collective_nouns_for_reptiles_and_amphibians">List of collective nouns for reptiles and amphibians</a>&#8221; contains this priceless entry:</p>
<blockquote><p>Lawyers &#8211; A vulture of lawyers</p></blockquote>
<p>Naughty&#8230;Tee Hee (I&#8217;m writing another quiz)</p>
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		<title>Glastonbury 2007 304:Too busy, 404: Sold Out</title>
		<link>http://blog.iloaf.com/2007/04/01/glastonbury-2007-304too-busy-404-sold-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I missed the boat on tickets again due to the ticket site being unable to cope with the load. If you are looking to purchase ADULT (aged 16+) / CHILD (aged 13 &#8211; 15) festival tickets with COACH TRAVEL click here &#8211; SOLD OUT For Non-UK Residents: If you are looking to purchase ADULT (aged [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I missed the boat on tickets again due to the ticket site being unable to cope with the load.</p>
<blockquote><p>                        If you are looking to purchase ADULT (aged 16+) / CHILD (aged 13 &#8211; 15) festival tickets with COACH TRAVEL click here &#8211; <span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>SOLD OUT</strong></span></p>
<p>
                        <strong><font size="2">For Non-UK Residents:</font></strong></p>
<p>    									  If you are looking to purchase ADULT (aged 16+) / CHILD (aged 13 &#8211; 15) festival tickets click here &#8211; <span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>SOLD OUT</strong></span></p>
<p>                        If you are looking to purchase ADULT (aged 16+) / CHILD (aged 13 &#8211; 15) festival tickets with COACH TRAVEL click here &#8211; <span style="color:#FF0000;"><strong>SOLD OUT</strong></span></p></blockquote>
<p>Oh and the eBay touts selling links to the page above at Â£3.50 a time deserve being reported to their payment providers too. </p>
<p>UBDATE: eBayers are also offering to fill the form for you, since that gives them access to redirect the tickets to their registration address it could be a scam.<br />
<sup>(edited to remove the wonky html that was screwing up my layout)</sup></p>
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